theyellowbrickroad:

one time i found an old video of myself on youtube and it was really embarrassing but i didnt have the login so i reported the video on youtube frantically with the reason for reporting “THIS IS A VIDEO OF ME AND IF ANYBODY FINDS IT I WILL GET CYBERBULLIED” and 2 days later youtube removed it omfg

technicolourprincess:

whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

image

image

and

image

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

kaleidoscopic-fantasies:

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

😩😂

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

*boom*

  • mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO